Monday 31 December 2012

Another one bites the dust

For the annual ramblings, please scroll down 
to the post for 2 December
 
Not planning a 31 December stock-take: I did that at the beginning of the month, so as not to have to print newsletters!  Talking of stock-taking, I remember that, when I was young, Dad was rarely home on Hogmanay much before midnight.  The convention back then in those parts was to have all your bills paid and filed away before the end of the year, and the bank similarly did an annual balance on the last day of December.  The Royal Bank of Scotland was a pretty solid and reputable institution in those days.  Hmmm.  One of the more irritating events this year was the fraudulent use of my Royal Bank debit and credit cards.  I have to say that the bank was absolutely on the ball, ringing me as soon as it had suspicions.  Banks now employ armies of fraud prevention staff, and it is quite difficult to make substantial purchases without being subjected to the third degree until you can satisfy the bank that you're who you say you are.  We somewhat ostentatiously paid the balance by cheque when we bought the house, and the garage insisted that I pay for the car with my debit card.  Both involved interrogation, and the latter involved a day's delay because, ironically, I couldn't remember my 'memorable word' when asked to supply a couple of letters of it over the phone.  On balance, I'm glad they do it, though it's sad a reflection on the times that they have to.
 
Having entertained family at Christmas and again yesterday, the next day or two are our time with friends.  We'll see the New Year in with friends in the north of the county, and Annie is arriving today to spend a couple of nights with us.  It is mild and very blustery, but the forecast is for dry and less breezy conditions later.  Good.  I'm glad of a change from the bitterly cold first footing weather of recent years! 

Friday 28 December 2012

Technology

There we were, motoring gently through the Ashdown Forest, when ping! on came the tyre pressure warning light.  On with hazard flashers and hi-viz weskit, and out with the pump, which has a pressure gauge.  It goes without saying that the problem was with the last tyre I checked, as the arthritic knuckles of the right thumb and forefinger bear witness.  The electric pump made shortish work of it, but when I checked it again five miles on, the pressure had dropped slightly.  We were trying out our new GPS map reading contraption (my Christmas present from Martyn) for the first time, and, once instructed, it navigated us to a well-known brand of tyre shop in Uckfield.  The tyre had picked up the steel tip of a high-heeled shoe, unfortunately through the shoulder of the tyre.  But for that it would have been good for at least another 5000 miles.  Oh well.  We were back on the road inside 45 minutes, lighter by close on £180.  But the warning light has stayed on, so that means a trip to the much-loved VW shop (if they ever condescend to return my phone call).  [Later: to its credit, the VW shop rang back inside the hour, and politely explained how I could reset the warning set-up myself.] 

Next techno-challenge was setting up Barbara's internet access in her new flat.  The flat is very smart and efficently laid out - except that her kitchen cupboards and bathroom mirror are set too high on the walls.  It's a bit of a mess of boxes at the moment, a situation I know well from so many removals.  Still, we've bagged up a lot of newsprint to bring away with us to the local tip.  That has gained her a bit of floor space, and a few more cartons are now flattened out ready for collection by the removers in due course.  The internet set-up was a very simple job, but since Barbara's new flat is not cabled for TV, she's had to change internet service provider - or has elected to, in any case.  This means, of course, that Branson and henchmen have closed down her email access.  We've set her up with a yahoo account that she can use independently of service provider.  I changed over to a web-based email account 13 or 14 years ago to avoid having to change addresses each time my employer sent me off to a new country, and it has proved a good move.  I probably have dozens of email addresses with various service providers, and haven't bothered to link them all to my yahoo address.  Since 90% of incoming email is deleted unopened, I don't feel the need to multiply the process.

Wednesday 26 December 2012

Wind-down day

Nice day yesterday with Sandra and Michael.  The catering worked well, we think: blinis with smoked salmon and fake caviar, open prawn and ham sandwiches, sausage rolls, Spanish fizz (with orange juice for them as likes).  A little later, my learned Branch Chairman's mince pies were much appreciated, specially when helped down with a nip of sloe gin!  I'd taken time the night before to work out what needed to happen when, and used the oven timer to remind me when the next step was due.  Time well spent, since it removed a lot of the stress from the day.  It turns out that the blinis, even when dressed with cream cheese and toppings, freeze well, so we'll do them again.  We'd some batter left over, so I'll fry the remaining batch later and open-freeze them for future reference.  The leg of lamb was delicious.  We'll buy from Higham Farm again, I think.  I cooked it a fraction too long, unfortunately, but it was still just dripping a bit of pink juice when it came out.  Martyn (who is the absolute champion when it comes to roast spuds and parsnips) had spotted a Nigel Slater tip about standing the joint on a trivet over water.  That worked very well: on top of the rack we put a leek, quartered lengthwise and some rosemary, and plonked the joint on top thereof.  It made the gravy-making a lot easier.  The good old 1950s pressure cooker pan did a good job on the carrots, beans and sprouts, and a separate steamer saw to the kale.  Today, apart from a bit of laundry, we're taking it easy.  At lunch time, Martyn introduced me to the joys of bubble and squeak, using up yesterday's left over veggies as an accompaniment to left over lamb.

I strolled down to the post box while Martyn was preparing lunch, and on the way back bumped into our resident virtuoso organ recitalist, Simon Preston, who was going to see if the village shops were open.  I introduced myself, and we chatted a little about a couple of his recent performances, and about some of his Hindemith recordings that I admired back in the 1970s - he thinks they have found their way on to CDs, together with a bit of Reger, but I haven't managed to track them down yet.  Needless to say, the 33 of his Hindemith interpretations was below the water line in the 1999 floods.  Perhaps I'll wash them off and transcribe them to CDs, clicks, plops, mud, sewage and all. 

Sunday 23 December 2012

Pedantry revisited

There was I thinking I'd caught Sandy McCall Smith out using the doubtful expression aides-memoires.  But surely, I thought, the plural of aide-mémoire is aide-mémoire.  Well it is, but only in French.  In its migration to English, the expression has not only lost its accent aigu, but also its potency as a verbal phrase.  The Oxford dictionary offers alternative plurals of aides-memoires and aides-memoire.  But the real news is that the book I have been reading, The Charming Quirks of Others is a delight, and I think there's a more recent one in the Isabel Dalhousie series, which I shall pull down to the kindle once I've dun rantin'.  And by the way, I think the pronunciation 'Dalhoozie' that I've heard from radio pundits is wrong.  Dalhousie was one of our school houses, and it's pronounced 'Dalhowzie'.  Thought your minds should be put to rest about that.

We're back to a full complement of heaters in the sitootery.  Gary was here yesterday to fit the new one.  the remaining task is to fill and repaint the wall where the old, larger bracket used to be.  For the time being, the scars are hidden by the Christmas tree.  Which, a poor, mishapen thing though it is, is now in its third year.  It was the last live tree available when we bought it.  I suppose we warmed to its plight because, back in the days of the institutional torture known as 'games', we were always the last ones standing on our respective touch lines when the teams were picked!

Saturday 22 December 2012

Pedantry

I'm in favour.  I'm reading an Alexander McCall Smith book at the moment, and enjoy the precision with which he sets out his prose.  And as a Scottish-educated lawyer, he knows his Latin as well.  His heroine has just received an envelope of cvs forming the short leet (Scots for list, and the normal expression in that context).  He refers to them as curricula vitarum, which is absolutely correct.  But is it a case of flaunting his erudition?  If so, I'm not guilt-free either. 

We firmly believe the Atlantic Ocean to be empty.  As I drove to where I practise my unmentionable hobby yesterday, I'd to slow to a crawl a few times to ford standing water that was approaching axle-deep.  The river at Penshurst has flooded acres of farmland.  Our weed patch is completely sodden, not helped by the pond overflowing.  Still, there were a few rosebuds to pick the other day, so we should have some home-grown flowers at Christmas.

Wednesday 19 December 2012

Comfort and Joy



On switching on the computer yesterday – nothing.  Tried a lamp on the same socket outlet – nothing.  Uh-oh.  Went down and opened the fridge – dark.  Climbed up to get to the circuit breaker - it had tripped.  This is the circuit that was extended to the North Wing, so I switched everything off, and reset the circuit breaker.  On turning on one of the convector heaters in the sitootery, the circuit tripped out again.  Cutting a long story short, our cleaner put us on to a local sparky who plays snooker with her husband, and he has been round today to confirm, as we thought, that the heater is ever so slightly defunct (I believe that’s how I heard a broken-down vehicle described once by an infantryman).  It is now ever so slightly scrap metal along at the tip.  Four years old.  But then, since the conservatory people installed it with poor grace, I imagine they will have installed the cheapest possible model.  Checking with the timer on the Christmas tree lights, the power seems to have gone off around 3:00 am – no doubt when the frost protection thermostat kicked in.  Well, I found the problem at 7:00, so I think the freezer will have maintained a safe temperature – no gooey messes on the floor, anyway.  But if you hear we’ve gone down with botulism, kindly advise the appropriate authorities of the foregoing.

Needless to say, there is no longer any trace of the particular model on the internet, so our hopes of unclipping the old and clipping on the new (see under shower head some months ago) were quickly dispelled.  We’ve bought a replacement that seems a bit more robust – and blagged 5% off the price by saying our sparky had sent us, and would be back to fit it in a day or two.  It would have been a shame if we’d been unable to heat the sitootery sufficiently for the entertaining that attends the festive hostilities, seein’ as ‘ow we’ve coughed up for new covers for the sofas.  (My next thesis will be on Christmas, manifest and latent costs of.) 

I see that a local UKIP candidate has made national headlines by calling for an NHS review to look at compulsory abortion of foetuses with Down's syndrome or spina bifida, and that, somewhat belatedly, he has been suspended.  He also called for such a review to address legalisation of euthanasia, and free advice for the over-80s on how to do it.  As to his comments on ‘immigrant riff-raff’ and statutory suppression of parts of the Qur’an, I’ll leave you to do your own googling  I’d hesitate to endorse any utterance of our current Prime Minister, but I wouldn’t stir from my elderly armchair to attack his description of UKIP as a bunch of fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists.  Not that I could possibly express a view myself, of course.

Saturday 15 December 2012

Good old IKEA

Well, it looks a bit brighter.  When we bought the sofas, we went for plain blue denim covers, which looked fine for three months.  Since then they have rubbed and faded badly, as denim does, so we were starting to find them a bit embarrassing: the sitootery's where we do most of our entertaining.  The problem with stripes is matching them of course, and sure enough, one of the cushions doesn't come close to aligning.  Still, it's better than last time, when dear, sloppy old IKEA sent two sets of loose covers of totally different designs.  I'm really not sure why I can forgive them so much - I suppose the firm's a bit like an old retainer.  I've been buying stuff from them for over 20 years in several countries, and by and large it's smart and hard-wearing.

Of today's news, there's little I can add to the worldwide outrage.  The baddies are always going to be able to find firearms, but perhaps some tighter controls would restrict the nutters' access to them.  Some can justify owning shotguns (though I struggle with the idea of shooting birds and beasts as 'sport'), and some get pleasure out of target shooting, which requires skill and concentration.  In our system, all firearms must be licensed, and licences have to be renewed at intervals following checks on the applicants and their security arrangements.  Handguns are banned (who needs a Glock other than as a means of killing people?).  Shotguns and rifles can be licensed, but applicants must show good reasons for owning them, and must be members of clubs.    Licence applicants must provide two referees (though the last time I gave a reference, it was not followed up).  Unfortunate analogy, I know, but it's time the Untied States of America bit the bullet.  The relevant part of the Constitution was enacted as a means of defending the country through a part-time militia, and is an anachronism.

Wednesday 12 December 2012

Christmas shopping - for us.

For the annual ramblings, please scroll down 
to the post for 2 December

When we furnished the sitootery in 2008, we looked round for furniture dite for conservatories, and finding most offerings shoddy and badly upholstered, opted instead for a couple of sofas from Mr Kamprad's ubiquitous blue and yellow shop.  We went for loose covers in blue denim, piped in the backside of the same, and four years on, they have, predictably, faded.  Well, the winter fuel payment is in the bank, and I just won £25 on the premium bonds, so it was off to the IKEA at Lakeside this morning to get a new set of covers.  We'll think about putting them on tomorrow.  Stand by for a slightly jazzier sitootery.

Needless to say, we returned not only with loose covers, but also paper napkins, a couple of extension leads, a bag of frozen köttbullar, a couple of sachets of gräddsås and a box of pepperkakor.  Regulars will know that I'm a veteran IKEA shopper.  During a Bavarian episode, I went up to the the Eching shop to get some of the predictably missing parts for whatever I'd trekked out there a few days earlier to buy, only to be told that I was 45 minutes down the queue for IKEA's world renowned and spectacularly awful customer service.  Suggestion was that I go and grab a snack in the cafeteria.  Good marketing, eh?  Up I went, and said to the chef, ich hätte gerne die Köttbullarna, last word pronounced à la Suédoise.  I couldn't quite deal with the enthusiastic gush of Swedish that came back at me.  Oh, and the parts I lacked for the bookcase were those little metal studs that you shove into the uprights to support the shelves, which I asked for by describing their function, knowing not the German vocabularly therefor.  Nippel, brauchen Sie?  enquired the nice Bavarian lady, with a straighter and less blushing face than mine.  

Talking of Eching, there are nearby towns called Aching and Attaching, and sundry other perfectly honorable -ings that just happen to look startling to your average anglophone.  Remind me sometime to recite the litany of changes read out over the PA as you come into Stuttgart on the train.

Main impact of today: the amazing skies as we drove up through Kent and into Essex.  From the top of River Hill, the sky was a watercolourist's dream of duck-egg blue, ivory, coral and mauve.  On the way back south, we drove under a leaden sky with an angry orange slash across the horizon.  

The bird life changes constantly with the seasons.  Whereas we were seeing a lot of nuthatches, finches and tits a while ago, we see few small birds now, apart from robins and dunnocks.  A young male blackbird is much in evidence, but the biggest customers at Café Forges-L'Evêque are this year's woodpigeons and a bunch of jays. 

Sunday 2 December 2012

ANNUAL RAMBLINGS, 2012

The nice thing about this time of year is the chance to reflect and take stock.  In most ways it has been an uneventful year, though not without its highlights and sad moments.  In the summer we received the shocking news that an old BT France colleague had been killed in a road accident on the Thai-Cambodian border.  I worked with Etienne in Paris in the early 1990s, and had got back in contact via Facebook only this year: we’d planned to connect in Paris at some point.  Too late now: carpe diem.  Through the same medium, we’re in touch with another colleague, Martin and his wife Patricia, who live a couple of hours from us in the Languedoc. We’ve also got back in touch with another colleague, also called Martin, and his wife Kath.  My old boss and his wife, Adam and Oona, came to lunch one day in the summer.  Martyn too has been in touch with ex-colleagues this year.  Patrick, has moved with his family from Brixton to the other end of town, and another, Barbara and her husband, parked their vast camper van in the village in the summer, spending a bit of time with us.
But the big news is the arrival of my first great nephew, Thomas, of whom more anon: here he is with two of his great-uncles.

We potter away at our hobbies: Martyn’s model railways progress apace: there’s usually some adjustment going on in the Swiss landscape up in the loft, and the studio in France now includes a dollop of SE England in 1/160 scale.  He’s also giving a lot of administrative help to his cousin who runs a care home nearby: we were also drafted in to redecorate a room for her back in the spring. 
I draw and paint when the spirit moves me, and have turned out a few pot-boilers over the year.  I’m more than half way through my bench ‘career’, and spend rather a lot of time on Magistrates’ Association work – rather more, in fact than on the ‘job’ itself these days, or so it seems.  
The usual Annual Ramblings columns follow.
The Garden
The Justice of the Peace



Successes and failures in just about equal measure this year in the garden.  Our new rose has settled in well.  Launched last year to mark the 650th anniversary of the beakdom, it turns out to be strong and a prolific bloomer.  Similarly, cosmos grown from seed have done well, and we grew  cherry plum tomatoes in pots with great success (just as well, given the seed price!).  Our seedling rudbeckias were disappointing, though, and not one of the New Guinea impatiens cuttings made it into bloom.  We have fewer leylandii than we had this time last year – the hedge has gone from between our drive and next door’s, and we had another tree cut down this autumn.  We might get brave and have the hedge at the back taken out – we’d gain about 3 metres of garden – but to achieve anything in the space thus gained, we’d probably have to import a lot of soil, and the shady plot would probably not be all that productive.  The phalaenopsis we were given a while back has not only survived but put out a new flower shoot this year.  The hippeastrum, on the other hand, turned its toes up, and left in the municipal brown bin.



Wheels


The VW grumbles along as before, as does the Egg, which is rising 5 years old.  The depreciation curve on the latter is flattening out now, so we’ll probably keep it so long as it stays reliable.  I grizzle at the garage once in a while about the transmission noise from the VW, and they always respond ‘they all do that, sir’.  But in all other respects it is so good that I can forgive it that one fault.  It had a little misunderstanding with a French wall in July, so needed the tailgate dressed out and re-sprayed.  I took the opportunity to have the tinsel left off when they put it together again.  It was fixed locally, cheaply and very promptly, and looks better. 
We were persuaded to rent a Chevrolet Captiva in France in the autumn, having booked something Mégane sized.  Mistake.  OK, it had leather seats, four-wheel drive and an automatic box, but it was a miserable brute to drive.  The seats had absolutely no lateral support, the gearbox was an old-fashioned slush-pump job and hung on to the gears for far too long, even on the ‘eco’ setting. 
On our travels, we made a lot of use of public transport in Germany and Switzerland, using tourist passes.  One day in Switzerland, we used 3 trams, 7 trains, a boat and a bus.  And we took a train from Berlin to Hamburg that continued by ferry across the Fehmarn Belt into Denmark.   Less impressed by the UK system, though I make much use of my old-geezer passes.

Arrivals



Celia and Andy joined us in France for a few days in the summer: a birthday trip for Celia, and a chance for us to thank them for minding the house while we’ve been away.  We did a lot of the familiar trips together: to the seaside, mountains and the Canal du Midi.  Their arrival in Toulouse was a bit like a French farce: there was a lengthy delay in getting their bags delivered to the carousel, and every so often one of them would appear as the doors to customs swung open, just to let us know that they were still there, and still waiting.  Perfect house guests, I should add.
Mihaela, Roger and Rara passed through in August, while we were away.  They had rented a gite up the road from us, so just dropped in to collect Rara’s cot, which is parked on our landing.  They took down and put away the laundry we’d left hanging in July, however!
In northern climes, we had frequent visits from our part-time pet mallards, who raised a small family this year, perhaps consequent on activities we noticed on the pond.  Sad to report that only two ducklings appear to have survived: cats, foxes, jays and magpies will have had the rest, I suppose.


Food and Drink

Restaurant Louis, Neukölln


As a glance at our profiles readily reveals, we are not missing at meal times.  In my planning of the Germany jaunt, I happened on a place in Berlin that boasts the largest schnitzel of the Federal capital.  The doggy bags and tin foil arrived unbidden when we’d capitulated about a third the way through them, and we got two further meals and a sandwich out of them.  Very friendly place: they’d to send out for more meat after we’d ordered, and plied us with brandy while we waited.
We found numerous bonnes adresses in Germany, but scored out a lot in France.  It’s shocking to discover how French catering has declined lately.  Fast food joints used to be a refreshing surprise: more recently they have disappointed, and many middle-of-the-road restaurants are now disappointing.  As for Switzerland, don’t eat on lake steamers unless you have far more money than taste.
Back here, we have a dwindling supply of marmalade under the stairs, but a couple of bottles of sloe gin are coming along nicely.  New recipes: poached haddock for a digestively-challenged lunch guest.  Onions, carrots, celery and vermouth in the poaching liquid; onions and carrots in the accompanying mash. Rillons de porc – a Hugh F-W recipe: look it up.  Delia’s baked trout with crème fraîche and chives.  And Martyn’s and Celia’s delicious and subtly different fish pies.

Clan
Anna and Richard have a fine son, Thomas James, who arrived in the small hours of Fathers’ Day: I had a call from the proud Grandpapa around breakfast time, and we got to see Tom a couple of weeks later.  He appears to be thriving – well, he would, wouldn’t he?
Martyn’s niece Nina has remarried: we were there to share the day with her and Stephen in Rochester.  My cousin’s daughter Ceri too has remarried, and we learn that she and Paul are now expecting a daughter.  Nephew Nel and I play word games together on facebook.  Beware: he’s damn’ good!    

Arts

I
’ve battled my way through the Booker shortlist again this year, but am wondering whether it’s worth the expense and effort.  My favourite was The Garden of Evening Mists.  I have since read the same author’s first novel The Gift of Rain.  We shall see much more of Tan Twen Eng, I hope.  Ms Mantel’s winner was a deserving one.  Mr Self’s Umbrella was an equally deserving loser, yet it’s his book, for all the affectation of his narrative technique, that sticks in my mind.  I think it was that that brought my Kindle to its knees, forcing me to buy a new one.  I did get a bit of discount, fortunately. 
We’ve been to a few live events this year.  An excellent piano recital by Charlie Felter on an upright in the hall over the changing rooms in Lagrasse, and a deafening organ grind, the programme of which was made up of, we thought, deservedly obscure pieces.  In Disgustedville, we’ve seen impressive performances of Calendar Girls and Chicago and a concert of Saint-Saëns and Poulenc pieces for orchestra and organ.  
I keep slapping paint about, and occasionally manage to capture the loose style that I prefer.  It doesn’t work often, but I think I got it in this one.   I do most of my stuff in acrylics, preferably on canvas, but sometimes also on paper, which is far too absorbent until it has had a coat or two of gesso.  Most recently, I've been fiddling about with water colours again, but really lack the discipline and delicacy of touch to use the medium well.

Departures


Having grown up in the 1960s, the building of the Berlin Wall and the confrontation of tanks in the Friedrichstraβe stick in the mind.  Some years ago, I returned briefly to Berlin, and since then have been longing to go back for a longer visit.  This year we took the chance to take a tour in Germany, spending three nights in Berlin and one in Hamburg.  Excellent experience.  Part of the rationale was to visit the huge model railway layouts in each city, and we weren’t disappointed!  Loxx in Berlin is already impressive, but Miniaturwunderland in Hamburg is worth the journey, even if you aren’t interested in model railways.  The sheer scale of the thing is impressive, and the detail and humorous touches are a delight.
In Berlin, we took a free guided tour of the Reichstag building, and don’t hesitate to recommend it.  You have to book in advance, though, so make sure you check in on the web site a couple of weeks before you go.  I think we did a third of the things we’d planned to do, so we may return.  The flat we rented in the former Soviet sector was inexpensive and superb.  It was only when we got home that we discovered that it was built on the site of the Führerbunker, hence the guided tours that stopped from time to time below our living room window.  Looking further out, the huge Tiergarten park dominated the horizon, and a little closer in was the vast memorial to the murdered Jews of Europe.  Between the two is the monument to homosexual victims of the Nazis, who were recognised only decades later.
Oddly enough, we’ve been to Lagrasse several times this year.  We finally got round to re-decorating the guest room, which has been nagging me ever since I bought the place in 1998.  The ceiling paper was sagging, the wallpaper was tasteless and applied over drips of  cement and plaster, and the paintwork was that tired putty colour that tends to prevail in those parts.  Well, the job was a nightmare, and took about 10 days.  We had to take off several layers of wallpaper, and scrape the distemper off every square centimetre of the ceiling.  Then we had to fill the many cracks and fissures in the plaster.  We’d hoped to put paint on the plaster, but part of the wall was badly stained from what must have been a cracked stovepipe, so we had to paper the walls with a robust German vinyl before painting.  We’ll see in a year or so whether that and a coat of size will be enough to keep the tar in its place.
I’ve already touched on our visit to Switzerland, which came as  a welcome refresher after the Lagrasse chores.  Pam and Geoff once again kindly let us use not only their spare flat in Berne, but also their garage (they being in Scotland at the time), and the car remained there until we left.  We’d bought Swiss rail passes, which allow travel on just about everything for four days in a given fourteen, and we set ourselves some testing itineraries.  It’ll be a few years before the Gotthard base tunnel opens, so in the meantime you can still enjoy the amazing climbs and spiral tunnels. The new tunnel will allow a few more utterly relaxing hours in Lugano, of course. 
I think the day I enjoyed most was the one we spent in old haunts around Zürich.  I’d never lingered in Schaffhausen, so we picked up a walking tour leaflet at the station and had a nice amble round the decorated buildings of the old town.  Train N°3 of the day took us to the Rhine falls, where an even more dramatic viewing platform has been built since I was last there in the late 1990s.  (So too has a rather depressing tourist building.)  From there we ambled on three more trains down through the much under-rated Zürcher Oberland to Rapperswil, where we took the steamer back to Zürich, there to get a train back to Berne.
Another day, we rode down to Flüelen, and caught the steamer back up to Luzern.  Lovely views, even though it was hazy.  At various points we met other steamers and motor vessels, and even an ancient steam dinghy.  The exuberant blowing of whistles just confirmed how delightfully zany the Swiss can be, for all the correctness that I must admit to finding almost as attractive.

We wish you all the best for the forthcoming festive hostilities, and as good a 2013 as the increasingly feckless coalition allows. 


 
Martyn & David